No Cupcake for You

The prettiest (and best-tasting) cupcake I've ever seen (or eaten).

Um... I got the idea from a rather (clears throat) "interesting" fanfic by the same name. I don't remember where I read it, or who the author might be. All I remember is that it was a nice Harry/Draco slash one-shot. -shrugs- That only narrows it down to about a trillion possibilities.